Normal people playing video games: Oh wow this is fun!
Me playing video games: MOTHER FUCKING BITCHASS HOE YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME OH MY FUCKING GOD SERIOUSLY NO WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT I HATE EVERYTHING WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU OH MY GOD YOU ASSHOLE WHAT THE SHIT DO WHAT IM FUCKING TELLING YOU OH MY GOD PLEASE FUCKING MOOOOOOVE FUUUUCK *slams fists down on desk* I FUCKING GIVE UP ON LIFE WHAT THE FUCK YOU FUCKING CUNT UGHGGH ASSHOLES OH MY GOD WILL YOU SHOOT THE FUCKING GUN STOP RELOADING ASSHOLE YOU'RE GONNA KILL ME OH MY GOD OHHHH MYYY GOOOODDDDD SJBSJSKDHSJS BDJSMD SUSHJSKD AGGHHHHHH FUCK EVERYTHING FUCK
I need a new texting buddy. Please help me!!!!!!
Reblog and add your Url to the state/provence...
Arizona: laffy-like-taffy, azn-sensati0n, Acreepystalkerinyourcloset, letsjuststopandthink,
California: ditchthefrownandsmile, sterrablue, accidentlyeverything, all-of-the-loki-feels, ignoresocietyandbeyou, chucklevoodoosandlaughssassins, mylittleazn
Colorado: cantcarryon Dieintherain
Florida: heyyyitsalyssaa, eattacosandsmile, live-laugh-love-life38, radicalgalaxies, pinksterhaze
Georgia: k-4rli, fly-by-the-pegasus
Illinois: stayingstrong-movingon, Ultimate God Montage
Indiana: jamie2286, cassandrachaotic
Iowa: waitingginthedarkness, onlyuglyisthedarknessthatisee
Louisiana: cali-forni-cation, que3fin
Maine: iwanttobeadored, demsmiles
Maryland: eprac-m-e-i-d, GoodbyeAugust , OhItsTk, hitgurl, cutelesbians
Michigan: resterhouse, woahitskaylee, staystrong-stayamazing, l-e-a-v-i-n-g
Nebraska: ask-flame-star ((I'm all alone here in Nebraska!))
New Jersey: strawberry-fieldsf0rever baby-thatsjustme
New Mexico: heres-l00king-at-y0u-kid
New York: captured-mayhem write-your-own-headlines
North Carolina: everyonehassecrets-whatsyours, mindless-bullets
Oklahoma: malibu-love14, http://qwertyyuiiopp.tumblr.com/
Oregon: http://love-and-other-things-dangerous.tumblr.com/, thisblogisduhmb
Pennsylvania: breathing-softly, allthatweadore, baby-thatsjustme
Rhode Island: sassygaygrandhighblood
South Carolina: 2a22ygaypsiioniic
Texas: http://milkwudkillme.tumblr.com/,jeannersz, dessys-still-strong
Washington: http://getting-out-my-own-dreams.tumblr.com, http://chingchongwing-wong.tumblr.com
West Virginia: beth-xoxo
Wisconsin: muffydarlin, l3t-it-rain-l3t-it-pourr.tumblr.com
Ontario: loki-tintin-ler, musicallysleepy, ticklemep-nk.tumblr.com/
Had an amazing time with my amazing girlfriend...
I like "clingy" people.
evanavee: ejaycruz: I love it when people are affectionate with me. I like when they always invite me places, or text me, or call call me, I wouldn’t even mind if they blew up my fb wall with hearts and what not. I would rather have that person than someone who makes me text them first all the time and replies back like 10 fucking minutes later. Yuhh Agree
Dad: Relationships are hard.
Me: Try being in a long distance relationship. Try listening to her cry, but don't hold her or kiss her, and text her to comfort her, because you're literally 1,000 miles away and that's all you can do. Try seeing her over Skype and only Skype, where sometimes the call drops and the quality isn't great. Or how about planning a trip to go see her? But wait you can't, because you're having financial issues. Try explaining it to your friends, try telling them why they can't meet her. Don't even think of planning dates, because you'll be the only one attending them. Try fighting with distance, that shit isn't easy because you have distance on top of it. Try sleeping alone every night after hearing I love you and cuddling with a stuffed animal that doesn't even do the trick because you know it isn't her. That's the really hard type of relationship.
Dad: I think I'm going to cry.
Me: Me too.
If you play with my hair until I fall asleep I will probably fall in love with you.
The most accurate post on Tumblr.
Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
Computer: HERE LET ME FREEZE
Computer: NOPE, NO SWITCHING TABS